US Mocks Al Qaeda Deputy's Plan for Iraq

President Bush, in a subtly worded press release, openly mocked the Al Qaeda deputy's plan for Iraq.

The US President, who has received much criticism at home for his plan to boost the number of troops in Iraq, released a statement stating:

"I must say that I just love Al-Zawahiri's plan for Iraq. I have to say that it is true simplicity, "Agree with us or we will kill you." It only has one two-syllable word in it. Every other word is is a single syllable. I doubt even the lowest echelon of Al Qaeda fighter will have his lips get tired reading it."

Al-Zawahiri was said to have replied to this press statement with a much lengthier statement. Unfortunately, most Western journalists were asleep within the first five minutes of the statement, and that was before he finished the statements saying that Allah wanted him to do all of this and.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.