Friday, February 16, 2007

To Mauritania Pilot: Git R DONE!

The news was initially terrible. A hijacker had once again managed to smuggle a gun aboard an aircraft the overpower the crew while in flight. With the great desire of many Islamic extremists to kiss their 72 Virginians, it seemed that the crew was doomed. Fortunately, this hijacker was of the old-school variety. Further, he did not speak French. The pilot, while preparing the land, told the passengers his intention to make it a rough landing, which would knock the hijacker off-balance, then allow the passengers and crew to overpower him.

And it worked.

As Larry The Cable Guy would say, "Git r done!"

Gajimmy

Ricky Martin Demonstrates His Command of the English Language

So, it seems that singer Ricky Martin is livin' la vida loco with his open defiance of The Power. Seems he's upset concerning the War in Iraq, so he directed his anger at President Bush.

Mind you, Bush had something to say back to him.

There are two things I'm noticing with those famous people opposed to the War in Iraq. First, they don't make their feelings openly known unless they are in front of a crowd. Secondly, they tend to be very simplistic with their feelings. Did the Dixie Chicks come out with a reasoned discourse of why they hated Bush during the concert in England? Nope. And Rickyboy's response to Bush was the ultimate in simplicity.

You go, Ricky! Bust a move!

Gajimmy