Friday, February 16, 2007

To Mauritania Pilot: Git R DONE!

The news was initially terrible. A hijacker had once again managed to smuggle a gun aboard an aircraft the overpower the crew while in flight. With the great desire of many Islamic extremists to kiss their 72 Virginians, it seemed that the crew was doomed. Fortunately, this hijacker was of the old-school variety. Further, he did not speak French. The pilot, while preparing the land, told the passengers his intention to make it a rough landing, which would knock the hijacker off-balance, then allow the passengers and crew to overpower him.

And it worked.

As Larry The Cable Guy would say, "Git r done!"

Gajimmy

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